My poor blind chinchilla just plowed face first into the other chinchilla, bounced off, and then retreated into their little house looking embarrassed.

(Source: catchymemes)

ayeforscotland:

Lol

heckifiknowcomics:

(Source: heckifiknowcomics)

slimeandsensitive:

~poor/abnormal posture
~trouble with left, right, and other directions
~disinterest in sports/physical activity
~rituals with no outcome
~large or unique vocabulary
~lack of organization
~intense compassion/empathy
~intense anger or no anger at all
~connections with animals
~difficulty understanding pop culture, styles, trends, etc

(Source: mysharona1987)

the-real-numbers:

msfcatlover:

neil-gaiman:

madsciences:

robotsandfrippary:

robotlyra:

paranoidgemsbok:

newshour:

What does it take to teach a bee to use tools? A little time, a good teacher and an enticing incentive. Read more here: http://to.pbs.org/2mpRUAz

Credit: O.J. Loukola et al., Science (2017)

@clockworkrobotic

“Friend? Friend push ball? I push ball. I do good.”

Bees.  Smart enough to push a ball, not smart enough to not be fooled by a stick masquerading as a bee. 

maybe they know and they’re just being polite

Other dimensional beings are undoubtedly amazed at what human beings will accept as human beings too. “But it’s just a stick with a person on it.”

#excuse me neil but what the FUCK was that #thanks for that terrifying thought (nooby-banana)

Nice

neil-gaiman:

My life in four panels.

myjetpack:

for the @guardian review

candygarnet:

(Source: cloacacarnage)

ayeforscotland: